slugabed

there is an annoying bug flying around me that i plan to squash a.s.a.p bc it seems it has been trapped in my bedroom for much too long. maybe i can shoo it out the window, i hate killing things. even little helpless bugs. my cat is locked up in the laundry room bc she was being a bad kitty &scratching at the carpet again. she has a scratchy toy that she refuses to use, but she will continue to be locked up with it until she realizes that this is the only thing she is allowed to scratch..my dr. told me (god, this bug is bugging me) that bed is for sleep &sex. i don't have a nightstand, so i try to be clever by wrapping my glass up in my bedspread..well, today i got a little ahead of myself &spilled my soymilk all over my laptop, bedspread, sheets, cell phone, self, &was like owell cleanliness is next to godliness, i guess. plus, it's laundry day anyway. &of course there's no use crying over spilt milk! so, now poor miss Nina is locked up all by herself with the scary washing machine &soymilk sheets..hopefully it will lull her into a deep trance &she will forget how to meow as much as she does. think i'll let her out now.

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neither meowing nor scratching cease to persist.
but at least i have a bug friend.
and clean linens.
if you see my dr. don't tell her about me.